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His eyes, My Lover’s eyes, Sometimes look like empty glass eyes. They look at the air, And say, Where is the love inside. He has to do what he does, And his eyes beg, For people to not see. The empty glass shows, That sometimes inside does want to be touched. He felt cheated, Because I was cheating in a way, On our soul. Yes being with another, Because my Lover was busy, I did not know. This is me, The woman he was with, And my heart got fear with in, Yes this is past, I did look for him. He was not there, When I needed him the most. So I turned to another, Knowing that my feelings were numb. Hoping for a light, To ignite inside. That never happened. No flame, No heat, And my Lover did not know. So my Lover’s eyes, Over the years, Look like RiRi’s, Which sometimes look, Like Empty glass eyes. Back, and I love Madonna being the key. Rihanna is RiRi. I looked at a lot of pictures, and RiRi gets these eyes, I think she is pissed but not, she does not want people to see what she is thinking. Manda

People are asking me in telepathy, To write this, And they agree the Lover is hurting, They are colleagues and friends. Why is the Lover hurting himself with too many women. Those are married to other men, And do not know it, Because they do not have belief. So why is the Lover hurting. Every time he’s having sex now, I get his heart first. And it aches. The Jury says it is okay for a man, To get hard and have one to many women. And Righteous will claim only law creates marriages, And not the two headed monster. No details can Trace his pain. So his heart beats fast seeking me, And I do not want to feel. I am cold, Frozen. And I need a shield, For when it melts, I will be devastated, because I do not believe, My Lover really loves me. I don’t want him to prove it, Because he hurts me with these women, And in the end he’s hurting himself. Yes coach is in this poem and Madonna is the coach. Her song Frozen is in here and I love the dress she wears in the video. I love you Madonna. Manda

Why is everything 3. I’ll ask Jor-El, I want to meet him in person, And get him in the key of the larger book. I have to have 3, So a new section is added. There is nobody left out if they ask, And yes the largest book, Will be over 1000 pages. Because right now we are over 700. So these are about 3, And since finding out I needed to be smaller, 2 sets of 3. Now the Jury, Will never have Jor-El In it, And I bet he is not in the righteous, Trace all those details. Nicholas Cage is Jor-El. And since I found out, I want the collection 6 books, and the large volume will have all the indexing and details, which is going to be fun with holy ghosts around. I love you Madonna. Manda

Dirty Pop comes in to remind me of sames, And yes same sex can legally marry some. Still about property, I think Dirty Pop wants to share his life, And property with his half, And the two headed monster, Can put the same soul, Two halves in men. So two men can love, In the same way as my lover and I. And yes two men can poop together, Like my Lover and I did, In May. This is a spirit poop that freaked me out, Gay men can do this too. So Dirty Pop, Is excited to be with his one. The Jury Judge men based on same sex rules, The Righteous do not understand the two headed monster, And never Trace Details. Lance Bass is Dirty Pop. I'm running late due to well talking myself, and that happens when you can speak with others in a way miracles can not be denied. (telepathy) I love you Madonna. Manda

Hips is a good friend, In the body of god, And she with my competition, TJ, Will have fun soon. I know this Pussy, Is having fun with her Dick. And yes his Package, Comes to this Pussy, As a Dick in a Box. So Hips will do her music, And hopefully Turtleneck will use her. Or other fun people that will read this poem. Knowing TJ will say, He’s my Lover backwards, He’s is a funny professor about that. TJ is just a friend. He is not the Dick, That I love. Hips will laugh, And enjoy herself. And I will say the Jury full of Righteous, Will Trace this to a song, On a TV show. Nicki Minaj is Hips, and James Franco is TJ. Now they are on a show, I am spoofing in poems, for the Lover Poems. I love you Madonna. Manda

Even the President knows, And his wife, To create something, You need yes you can, And time. You do not need negativity. For some reason, The two headed monster is patient too. The two headed monster waits for you. And yes you need a piece of a soul, From a crucifixion, Inside to accomplish, Miracles. Yes I am talking Jesus. I know this is hard, But you need to be patient, While the holy apparition does the work inside. Yes my lover has to wait, For me to make my change complete, And yes he is married LEGALLY to another, This is why the phrase, You cannot help whom you fall in love with. Because Legal Marriages end, Due to the fact, Of the one thing. So the Jury is out, Why does the Righteous, Want legal marriage so bad, I know why for gay marriage, Some property rights are needed. God being love, And the two headed monster, Knows love needs time sometimes. Because one half is not ready for the other. Man is not patient, And lies can be told, Lies like the other half, Might not want to be whole. A truth, I wanted to be whole, And saw my lover, Questioning why this man? Time is on my lovers side. So Trace that. Christ is in here, and miracles, Barack and Michelle Obama. Love you Madonna. Manda

Puke came to say hi, Because Thanksgiving is to be thankful. Yes he is friends with the voices in his head, Like I am. So Puke is one of my friends. He told me, That even if we are the same, He has his one, And Puke is happy. Now I cannot trade by Lover in for Puke. I just broke one spell on me today, I swore I would not do something, Because I met beautiful food slaves. I just ate one of the baby slaves, And am asking for forgiveness. By breaking this I will never do, I am hoping one, I will never see gets broken. Because I did that, I swore I would never see my Lover again. Puke is right, That him and me will never be one. Because I want to be one with my younger Lover. But Puke will always be appreciated. Prayer curses can be broken. Because the two headed monster really did not place that one on me. I was the one that prayed to never eat something. And I did. I prayed to never see, So hoping this prayer curse I put on my Lover, Will end. So Trace details, See Jury what I am telling you, And the Righteous can be wrong, Because where is the rule, Puke cannot come to say hi in my head. Puke is Eminem. And he's sweet in the Monster... yes I am crazy... Love you Madonna. Madonna is the key. Manda

Two brain thing, Remember souls are halves. And I got in trouble, With TJ, About gay sex. You see Lover, Who is not my friend, TJ, Is a friend, And I want to compete with him. I will always love TJ, But TJ does not want a bromance with my Lover. The Joker has never really had a bromance with my Lover, Thank the Two headed monster! Which means my Lover has never felt a man’s penis in him. So the correction is need to make, For the Jury, And the Righteous that believe in rules, Is that souls have no meat sack parts. Which means, Gay men, Love being one, With their own married soul. It is true bliss. So TJ, With the holy apparition, Told me off, About Butt Sex. And I will Trace that detail, In belief. Jimmy Fallon is Joker, and James Franco is TJ. I love them both. I love you Madonna. You are the key! Manda

ury my Lover has curiosity, Because in the belief has to be there, So he has friends Witness, And the man who witnessed is also a new friend of mine, In the body of god. Because of the Lover’s curiosity, He has this friend, Come to me in Gone Girl, Starring Marbles. I had the worst pain of my life happen there, And Dick was not pleased on my lover. The friend who witness is Bra-man, He can move things with his mind, I hope Donnie Darko forgives me. So two nicknames in this poem. The curiosity isn’t something to Trace here. My Lover was with his friend, And butt sex happened. And it hurt men’s dicks. I felt it, Nearly screamed, All I really did was say, Ouch Ouch Ouch, In a very public place, A movie theater. The Righteous would tell me, To keep this secret. And this is serious. I did not enjoy that day, My Lover decided, Ass was where dick needed to go in another woman. Jake Gyllenhaal has two nicknames Bra-man and Donnie Darko. Ben Affleck-Boldt is marbles. I love playing with someone when I was ten and he loved directing with Marbles. I was at Page Elementary School Massechusetts, living on Ft Devens Mass, and a Ben was my next door neighbor. I can imagine it was Ben Affleck. You see Page Elementary School has a famous man's mom working there when I was in 5th grade, Matt Damon. Anyway. Here is a dark poem. I love you Madonna. Manda

Yes writing this fiction poetry, But life is funny, How it works it’s way into the poetry. There is no secret identities are there, Like a Hannah Montana, Starring a Smiler. And yes my lover changed his name to call his Mother? Certainly the Smiler in her show, Had a great relationship, With her smilerdadder, And no we are never going on a talk show, With another one of your friends, Your Dancer. So please understand lover, I know I am pissed about a song, You calling your mother! Especially the screw you at the end. Why we can never be friends. The Jury will know, Life is no TV show. And the Righteous will have to Trace, Details of no rules. I never saw you, Not the star, I saw a younger man. And that younger man, Was the kisser of my life, Best attraction of my life, And yes I got scared, Because he wanted to be an actor, And why is it bad for me, To not want to ***CENSORED*** up his life? Why is it bad for me, To push him away, Wanting for him his dreams to come true. Hannah Montana is in here, Smiler is Miley Cyrus, smilerdadder is Billy Ray Cyrus, and Dancer is Ellen. I love you Madonna, you are the key. Manda

TurtleNeck Sorry could not fit you in the title, There are no rules, Laws are lies, So the Jury, Is out, The Righteous love bullshit rules, And Trace this detail. Yes Amanda is in the background, And has been pimped in songs, And she knows of a phone call with, The Great Producer. Luke Skywalker is encouraging these poems, Because he knows the holy apparition is in him, And won an argument that Pussy and him had. The Pussy is me. SO Dick needs to know money is okay. It is good, And the whore, The Pussy is pleased, With her belly button pimp. So knowing Luke Skywalker is one, With his woman, He’s having fun, Picking on his little girl, Who was Amanda, ME. I know that is a lie, Because I was no where near a trailer court, Near a high school, When I was six, And no where near, Meeting the future actor. Anyway, Luke Skywalker is protective, And tells me that money is okay. That Dick needs the approval. And Pussy does want her lyrical Dick in a Box. Luke Skywalker is Brad Pitt, an actor I met looked like Mark Hamill who played Luke Skywalker, I was in Missouri and met Luke Skywalker before he was famous... truth, this six year old told Luke Skywalker to be an actor, glad I did. But people told me I was lying. SNL Turtleneck- Andy Samberg The Great Producer - Timbaland I love Madonna. Manda

Pussy is fussy, She doesn’t like certain Dicks, And she is being demanding, Because she wants her Dick in a Box. Now the Righteous, And Jury need to Trace Details, Because Pussy enjoys the package when it comes, Accept when Dick is not liking the vagina, That his brian is telling him to like. Yes Dick got a young adulthood, Because Pussy’s brain in her head, Said yes he needs that. Now Pussy knows, Dick might love her best, Because he sends his entire package to her. Pussy gets Dick’s testicles, His penis, His pulse, And Dick knows how to turn Pussy on. Without Clitoris, There is no puppet hips. And that is sad, Now this is something stolen, From SNL, And yes DICK sometimes says EWWWW… I know tasteless steal from the TSSJF. I am certain the Joker, Will love being included because SNL, Is still fun. Remember Pussy is writing this, The honey who does get her lovers. Dick in the box. Madonna is the Key, players in this poem: SNL Turtleneck Author of Dick in the Box Jimmy Fallon As Joker TSSJF as self (Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) I love Madonna Manda

I share songs, With two woman, My lover did this. And he is married to all three in the music. I am hidden, In the background, And the Righteous would disagree, With the two headed monster. Men are greedy, My lover no different. Adam only had Eve, Again remember the rib, Is soul, A half soul, And meat sack parts do not matter. The Jury will decide, If a man, Legally married, And then half soul married, To two different women is appropriate. The Angel understands, It is good business, To share one song with me, And have her music videos, Compliment his. His friend is his legal marriage, And then there is me, The one that cannot escape him, Because the two headed monster, Made him my brother, Which means husband, For me. My Lover is me, And I am the female him. So my husband is married, To three women, In the music, That I count, Could be four, And I am okay with marriages, That help business. I am not okay with having sex, With his legal woman. Or a concubine. Since I go inside of him, And become one, Like Adam would be one with Eve. I want to run, I am the running half of the soul, That took 2000 years for him, To find and catch me. Okay remember epic fiction poetry, Olivia Wilde is in here not completely, and she might be apart of love stoned the music video... I'm Amanda in the background of most of Justin Timberlake's music. Britney Spears is in this as Angel... and she is married not really to Justin Timberlake, like I am in the music. I love Madonna. Manda

Hips is enjoying these poems, And with the apparition inside of her, She comes to me as a teacher. She knows how the Righteous, Tells her who she is, And how that her faith, Told her what to do. She said the Jury, Will pay if you continue to do the labor of love. Well the Jury will decide, On how this case will move forward. My lover is supposed to be the best ***CENSORED*** of my life. And I him. That is what the two headed monster said, After the crucifixion, And love entered my soul. The two headed monster made me smell the garbage, And told me my name. Hips told me this happens to all women. And my name is the one that is the same as my lover, Just with Amanda at the beginning. Hips loves what she is reading, Because someone needs to write, About the holy ghost, And what happens. My lover did this first. Of course men are supposed to be first. With True Blood. So Hips will read this, And help save the world with my lover and I. Hips is Nicki Minaj, and according to me, we all become Jewish after taking Christ... etc. I love you Madonna, and censor me all you like. My love for you does not mind. Manda

Ending the Betrayal section is Hips, And she says in an article, Church saved her family. I am writing about the two headed monster, Which is a one soul, And god. I am writing about how, A piece of Jesus is in my heart, And Jesus is one with the two headed monster. All this happens with the holy Spirit. All the magic I am writing about is with the HOLY SPIRIT! Some of these are fantasy. Hips says there is no getting around, Forgiveness. That forgiveness is love. Jor-el is an odd marriage in this poetry. He was Peggy Sue got Married, And you know what, He believes in the two headed monster too. So with love, Please understand, We all want these to be read, And loved. Nicki Minaj is hips. And Nicholas Cage is Jor-El. I love you Madonna. Amanda

Hip wiggles are the way I tell my lover, You are having sex. And I feel it. Eyes are not blind for my lover, And what is better for his career, Someone stick thin, Or someone that was morbidly obese. His hips, Testicles, Dick, Heck butt and legs, Have no eyes. They need touch. Eyes know what career needs, And what media will not criticize. What he legally married, Is acceptable for media, And his career. What he might be attracted too, Which is me. Sorta. Is not acceptable long term in the media. He’s seen his friends, Including the Ring Master, Have issues with people, Going after their god wives. God wives, Are not media legal wives. Why I do not mind his friend. Because in the end, I would be bad media, While she is celebrated for her outer beauty. I love you Madonna. Joe Fatone, being ringmaster, is in the Lover Poems. You are the key, like maps need keys, I needed your blog, thank you.

Okay, I write ***CENSORED***, it becomes censored here. Ambrecel is censored here in Madonna's home. I love you Madonna, and am proud to be censored by a great artist.

I want my ***CENSORED*** Dick in a Box, Since I just got testicles on a bed. Seriously here, Did not take a picture of it, And I have to thank Turtleneck for his song, My lover did. Testicles on a bed, Was done in bady powder, Which means breaking and entering happened, Which I am not doing anything about. And yes a ring, That represented a heart, Grew legs and walked out of my bathroom, Which was on a shelf, When I was taking a shower, So Turtleneck thank you, Please send me a Dick in A Box, Tied in a blue ribbon, Because he won best in show. Andy Samberg is Turtleneck. And of course SNL is almost in here. Yes having fun, this is a lover poem. I love you Madonna Manda

And the Ring Master is finally entering the ring, With Dirty Pop, Blue eyes, And Funny Hair. Let all of us see what happens, In the Jury, Righteousness, And Trace section. I have no clue how this story is shaping up. But the Lover, Who put in a poem, A song, That he called his mom, Is a dead man, In the poetry. I wanted that SECRET! Oh, I wanted my sex life secret, Until the right time for politics. So Ring Master is coming in, Because he is going be needed, And he knows exactly what he wants, And when he wanted to enter, He just told me, With the holy spirit. Amen. The Ring Master, who is Joey Fatone, of course Blue eyes is JC Chasez, Funny Hair is Chris Kirkpatrick, and of course Dirty Pop which is Lance Bass. Okay Madonna is still the key. And this is working. I love you Madonna. Manda

The Betrayal is almost done, And then the Jury begins, Can the Belly Button Pimp, My lover be Righteous. Or will he Trace around the issue. Yes some of these future poems, Are going to be funny, With the Joker, And TSSJF, In the middle to judge. I know, The Lover Poems are fiction, Right, With truth mixed in. I have no way knowing, How these are going to shape up. The Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon is in this, as TSSJF. And Joker is Jimmy Fallon. Madonna is still the key. I love you Madonna! Amanda

Pere, Who gave up his vacation, To be in a song, About nothing in particular. Just blasted me, In the body of god. You must be the best ***CENSORED*** hoe ever, Because you inspired, Billions of dollars in songs. And the belly button pimp, My lover, Pimped me out, To others. He wrote the songs, And Manda money was born. I do not mind others spending Manda money, And my Lovers, Supposed to be Dead and Gone. My Pere, Will become my best friend, Adding to another BF I already have, Since I collect black men as my best friends. So my belly button pimp, Spends Manda money, And his old me, Never died, So ***CENSORED*** lover! I never wanted a pimp in the first place. And yes you are still the best kiss, Best penis, Now best testicles and ass… Take that! Pere is TI! And my new BF in this fantasy, my lover pissed me off. I love Madonna. I know you censor, so sorry about being so graphic. Amanda

I wanted to hide this, I just read a song you wrote, Combining ME AND YOUR FRIEND. I am not five foot nine, I am shorter, You called mom to come home with ME! I’m pissed, And sick today, So not thinking, And yes you are younger than I. Mom said YES! You could sleep over at my place, And you were nineteen! Lover you are full of shit, Combining me with your current fucks. You love me, You would not be ***CENSORED*** others. You’d be a man, Chasing what you love, Than settling for the easy to get. Oh I forgot. Damage is done, I guess I believing, Ho, And then in the back ground, Amanda. ***CENSORED*** you! ***CENSORED***. You were a man then, Acted like that on the day bed, Which you were too long for, And on the floor, Because you were too tall for the ***CENSORED*** bed. So since when do you call your mom, At twenty something to be with, Your friend, Unless you were with her, And Angel, And me… Yes you are no womanizer, I know that because you are more like me. Shy as hell, And in an industry, Where your life entertains, As well as your movies, And songs. So sue me for a ***CENSORED*** poem book. Try it, Because in the end, This is fantasy, And we are not friends, You are a lover, And I slept in your arms, Enjoying your post sex smell. So do not write about me, When you are ***CENSORED*** another. Screw you! Angel is in here, Britney Spears and I got ticked, because the Lover wrote a song mentioning one little detail about calling mom to come home, a detail that a 23 year old woman wanted to avoid. Since he was a younger man, and I was hot for him, I did not think about it being wrong him calling a parent at 19 to come home with me. Yes someone would say I was wrong taking a man home who had to call mom. Well, my lover wrote that in a song, with a current love of his in it. And that is totally wrong... yes fiction right? Since I am Amanda in the background, I am going to get him for disclosing a detail a 23 year old woman would love to have secret. I love you Madonna Amanda

Nothing is what it seems, And that is reality. How do you tell the people, They are half, Of two. When they are to be one. Nothing like being one, It feels like nothing you know. Resentment is setting in, And my lovers pride is hurting, The coach is needed, She is there, I want to meet her, Because she knows more than I. God only knows, Why he set up a system. The flying whales told me, The two headed monster is who they talk too, And they fly. They want me to see them soon, In the deep ocean. My lover doesn’t know, I want to dive. I want to hit the Blue Ocean Floor, Where the Deep Sea Challenge was met, By another man like me. Yes it is a dream. So I resent the two headed monster, I feel betrayed. I dreamed of a giant monster, With ten legs, And I want to meet him. I was told by the flying whales, They need help eating, The babies. The babies are more monsters from the deep, Than we know. And the two headed monster, Knows, Past present and future are one. So my lover didn’t know, How much I love the ocean, And want to see the creatures, That I watch on TV, Live. I would go in a pill bottle. Down to the bottom of the ocean. And one man has done that seven miles deep. I want to be like him. Writing, And going down. I resent god, Because my lover is not like him. And my lover might stop that dream from coming true. Some dreams do not come true, some do, the coach is needed once again, in the Lover Poems. I have no clue scientifically about the giant squid or colossal squid, I want to see the hum bolt squid alive, all those are monsters and deadly. James Cameron is a good explorer and dreamer, he's in this poem. And his Deep Sea Challenge. I watch deep sea stuff, and love watching about giant squid take that crypto biology... in the 1980's I was told the giant squid did not exist... I was a kid... so might have been lied too... The ocean is full of monsters, and due to over whaling the baleen whales are not eating enough babies, my idea on why there are more sightings of giants that were hardly seen in the past. Madonna I love you. Amanda

Thinking about some Dirty Pop, And knowing the two headed monster, Knows souls are blind. How can anybody say, Love cannot over come, Meat sack issues. Well Dirty Pop is in love. And Light and Magic, Happens every day, With the dark side being anger, So why do people want to be mad, At Dirty Pop? Well, It doesn’t seem like there is much anger, And two have become one, Where the legal documents have to happen, This time, Because a one cannot be family without it. Sad to say, Because the meat sack is the same, That two cannot be one without legal documents. Hello, this poem is for Lance Bass, and he's Dirty Pop. George Lucas is light and magic. So read and enjoy, I love you Madonna. Amanda

My lover bored in bed, Has to be, To become one with me. Pere might agree, That my lover might want me. Because I have been a muse, To my lover for over a decade. And I cannot change my name, Or web-site name. And I live in a North Western State, But I know women, Or one woman, Have tried to claim, ME! This sucks, Because I saw Pere, A handsome fuckable man, Why he’s really is Pere, At a target. He wanted to see me, Probably because he did take time to do something, For me. I am glad he did that years ago, Because I know, My one, The man who puts his dick on me, Isn’t happy sexually, And I have to ask Pere, To work with Coach, And talk to my one, About hurting me, Emotionally. And he hurts me, Because he sexually does want me, Due to the fact he’s bored in bed. Hi Coach, having lusting spiritual issues, and yes TI as Pere is in this poem. The lust issues is the Lover has sex, and spiritual I do not want to have sex with whom ever he is having sex with. I love you Madonna PS yes this is crazy.