I want my ***CENSORED*** Dick in a Box,

Since I just got testicles on a bed.

Seriously here,

Did not take a picture of it,

And I have to thank Turtleneck for his song,

My lover did.

Testicles on a bed,

Was done in bady powder,

Which means breaking and entering happened,

Which I am not doing anything about.

And yes a ring,

That represented a heart,

Grew legs and walked out of my bathroom,

Which was on a shelf,

When I was taking a shower,

So Turtleneck thank you,

Please send me a Dick in A Box,

Tied in a blue ribbon,

Because he won best in show.