I want my ***CENSORED*** Dick in a Box,
Since I just got testicles on a bed.
Did not take a picture of it,
And I have to thank Turtleneck for his song,
My lover did.
Testicles on a bed,
Was done in bady powder,
Which means breaking and entering happened,
Which I am not doing anything about.
And yes a ring,
That represented a heart,
Grew legs and walked out of my bathroom,
Which was on a shelf,
When I was taking a shower,
So Turtleneck thank you,
Please send me a Dick in A Box,
Tied in a blue ribbon,
Because he won best in show.
Andy Samberg is Turtleneck. And of course SNL is almost in here. Yes having fun, this is a lover poem.
I love you Madonna