I know she’s a regular reader but Madonna may want to skip my page this week...
That’s because I hear Guy Ritchie is already talking about a big diamond ring with his girlfriend of six months, Jacqui Ainsley.
The pair – who didn’t go public with their relationship until July – have been discussing marriage and model Jacqui, 28, is saying she’s delighted at the prospect of taking over where Madge left off as the new Mrs Ritchie.
A pal tells me: “She’s besotted with Guy and wants to marry him. And Guy seems thrilled to have found her. They see themselves growing old together.”
It’s clear Jacqui’s slotted into Guy’s family life - his relatives love her! “Jacqui’s been a huge hit with Guy’s parents,” says my source.
“They are delighted he has met Jacqui. She’s also getting on extremely well with the children and that’s been a deciding factor for Guy. It’s only a matter of time before he proposes.”
But my sources say Jacqui is nervous about making the big announcement because she’s worried about Madonna’s reaction.
The pal said “Guy and Madonna have managed to stay close friends and Jacqui is worried about upsetting her. She can be pretty intimidating, especially when you start dating her former husband!”
Some reports have suggested Madge is less than impressed with Jacqui – ex of reality TV star Darius Danesh.
She was said to be seething after Guy and Jacqui celebrated his 42nd birthday with Sting’s wife Trudie Styler... who introduced Madonna to Guy in the first place.
Madonna may also be none too pleased to see the naked shots of Jacqui immortalised in the PlayStation 3 game Heavy Rain.
She’s got the body Madge had 20 years ago. Ouch!