MIKA can rule out a dinner date with MADONNA.

The flamboyant singer failed to make an impression on the Queen of Pop when he joined Madge on her table at an Oscars after-party.

Mika admits he stayed silent for the duration because he wasn't up for sharing details of his private life with the chart heavyweight.

He confessed: "I'm not a socialite. My private life belongs to me only. Add to that the fact that I'm really shy.

"During an Oscar after-party, I made a poor figure with Madonna.

"I was sitting at the same table with her and CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN, but I was too shy to say even one word.

"I wonder what she might have thought about me."

Not an awful lot, I'd imagine.