So - I just have one question - How in the World can you run into the most famous person in the Universe without seeming like a psychotic mental fan?

I have been dying, like most of us, to at least bump into her at a club or bar or something like that.

I am not rich and do not have a lot of money and honestly I do have a family and adult responsibilities to take care of, so I can not just go traveling around looking for this amazing Icon.

I do however have a Harley, although I have not had a passenger on it yet - I'll take you for a ride on my Harley M! Come to Ohio and party with the bikers. Please.....Don't make me get down on my knees!

I DARE YOU!!!