Lyrics

My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy

My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry

If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys

He's just a cry baby boy

My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue

He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do

If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor

He's just a cry baby bore

I don't want to hurt his feelings

But his outbursts have me really

Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time

If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby

La, la, la, la, la, la

He's such a cry baby

La, la, la, la, la, la

And I'll tell you something else

My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed

He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why

If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died

He's just a cry baby guy

No kidding, oh dear

My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so

A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue

And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can

He's just a cry baby man

I don't want to hurt his feelings

But his outbursts have me really

Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time

If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby

La, la, la, la, la, la

He's such a cry baby

La, la, la, la, la, la

I love a cry baby

La, la, la, la, la, la

He's such a cry baby

La, la, la, la, la, la

Would you knock it off please? Thank you

Credits

Written by Madonna and Patrick Leonard

Produced by Madonna and Patrick Leonard

Mixed by Brian Malouf

Drums by Jeffrey Porcaro

Percussion by Luis Conte

Keyboards and bass synth by Patrick Leonard

Background vocals by Donna DeLory, Niki Haris and Ndea Davenport

Album

I'm Breathless